REAL Pickled Eggs

Getting at least 15 eggs a day right now, now is the time to make lacto-fermented hard-boiled eggs.  I imagine this is the way our ancestors probably did it, more than likely…and these eggs are nothing like the “pucker yer lips” vinegar kind from the grocery store.  These eggs have a lot of flavor, my favorite way to eat them is finely chopped and added to a salad…but they are at their best with a bit of pickled radish, homemade salami and a beer 😀

First, you must hard-boil the eggs.  With super fresh eggs, just hours from the hen, this is a lot easier said then done.  Really fresh eggs from healthy hens do not like to peel easily, and that’s a good thing!  It means that the egg is capable of supporting and growing a baby chick.  Most people don’t realize this but really fresh eggs are a pain in the ass to peel after they have been hard-boiled…unless you prick them first…

I use the sharp end of a corn cob holder, it's the smallest sharpest thing I could find without resorting to buying an actual egg pricker

The fat rounded end of the egg always has an air pocket and pricking this pocket allows a bit of water to get inside the egg and separates the membrane from the shell.  When the egg is ready to be peeled the shells just slip right off.  You can also refrigerate them for at least a week, or let them sit on the counter (eggs stay good for a week to 10 days at room temperature).  Doing this will cause them to dehydrate a bit and with less fluid in the egg the membrane becomes looser and not as tightly held against the shell, thus making it easier to peel.  I’ve done it both ways and either way works just fine.

After hard-boiling and peeling all of the eggs, assemble the brine and whatever flavorings you intend to use.  For this batch I used garlic, dill, salt and the leftover brine of a batch of lacto-fermented baby beets that was hiding in the back of the fridge leftover from last Fall.

a sprouted garlic bulb and fresh dill from the garden and real sea salt

I have this awesome old jar with a rubber ring that I bought from a flea market for $2.00 about 7 or 8 years ago…it is PERFECT for making large amounts of pickled eggs.  Layer the eggs, with each new layer, sprinkle a bit of salt and a clove or two of garlic and some chopped fresh dill.

This jar holds about 28 hard-boiled eggs.  Once you have all the eggs layered with the salt and flavorings, add some brine from a previous ferment…pickled radish brine works well but the brine of pickled beets is traditional as it lends a nice pink color to the egg.  Add as much brine as you’d like, and then fill the rest of the way with pure clean water, either from a well or spring or filtered (the chlorine and flouride and other “nasties” in tap water WILL kill the bacteria responsible for fermentation…and just imagine what it’s doing to your body!)

Let the jar sit out on the counter for a few days, with the lid loosely closed to let the gases of fermentation escape…taste the eggs everyday until they reach your desired level of fermentation, once this happens store in the fridge (or some other cool place, like a basement or root cellar) to slow the fermentation down and keep it.

one week later, half the eggs are gone...

when using the brine of lacto-fermented beets the eggs become a lovely pink color...the finished product is infused with garlic and dill and the "zingy freshness" that is inherent to all fermented goodies... sprinkled with a bit of salt and it's YUMMO 😀

Whole Wheat Salted Triple Chocolate Cake

We recently had a couple of birthdays in the family and so I got to experiment with a bit of cake baking….this is my own creation, a whole wheat chocolate cake with chocolate chips and chocolate icing.  Makes 1 nine inch cake…to make multiple layers just double, triple or even quadruple it!

1 1/4 cup very finely ground whole wheat flour ((I like to use soft white winter wheat for baked goods that are leavened without yeast, but red spring or winter wheat works just fine too. If you buy your flour already ground then use whole wheat pastry flour.))

1/2 cup of boiling water

1/2 cup of plain whole milk yogurt w/ live and active cultures

1/4 cup (1/2 stick) soft butter

2 tbsp. softened coconut oil

1 cup rapadura (whole cane sugar) or demerara sugar

2 large eggs

3/8 cup (6 tbsp.) plain unsweetened cocoa powder

1 tsp. baking soda

1/4 tsp. salt

2 tsp. vanilla extract

1/4 cup semi-sweet mini chocolate chips “treated” with about 1/2 tsp. white flour ((make sure each chip is evenly coated with flour…this fine layer of flour helps keep the chip suspended in the batter as it bakes, otherwise they’ll just all sink to the bottom of the cake))

The day BEFORE you plan to bake the cake take the flour and dump the boiling water on it and let sit till the flour has cooled to just barely warm. Then add the yogurt and mix really well. Cover and set in a warm place for at least 12 hours to let the probiotics in the yogurt do “their thing” and breakdown the whole wheat flour, making it less dense and more nutritious.

The day you plan to bake the cake preheat the oven to 375F and grease and flour a 9 inch round cake pan.  After the whole wheat flour has soaked for at least 12 hours, mix in all the other ingredients…stirring in the chocolate chips last, after the batter has been mixed really really well, I like to beat it till it’s really nice and fluffy.

Bake for 23 minutes.  Do not overbake!  All the little chocolate chips will become gooey bits of chocolate yumminess throughout the cake, but overbaking ruins this effect.  After cake is done let cool in pan for about 10 minutes and then remove from pan to cooling rack and let cool completely.

Once cake is completely cooled icing with my seriously chocolate agave sweetened chocolate icing…

1 cup of plain unsweetened cocoa powder

¼ cup of soft butter (1/2 stick)

½ cup agave nectar

2 tsp vanilla extract

Combine soft butter, agave, and vanilla in a medium bowl.  Sift cocoa powder into the bowl with the wet ingredients and mix together with a fork or whisk until the icing has thickened and everything is well blended.

After icing the cake, because salt is GOOD with chocolate, I sprinkled on a bit of “course ground” Bretagna sea salt…it looks pretty too 😀

Not All Germs Are Bad

baby "french breakfast" radishes, just minutes old

How to ferment any vegetable…

It’s very simple really.  All vegetables that come out of a healthy, well cared for, organic garden contain on their surface all of the bacteria needed for proper fermentation.  Using pesticides, fungicides, herbicides or any other chemical  (not talking about organic ones here) will kill this bacteria.  And the use of chemical based fertilizer will lead to an imbalance of bacteria on the surface of the vegetable, so vegetables fertilized with a chemical fertilizer may not readily lend themselves to fermentation either…but you can try it.  I’ve only ever fermented homegrown veggies or those grown by local organic farmers, so if you are able to successfully ferment (non-organic) commercial veggies from the store, I’d like to hear about it! 🙂

a layer of salted baby "french breakfast" radishes

First, select your vegetable(s) (radish is the easiest) and wash off any visible dirt.  Then, all you do is take those vegetable, or mixture of vegetables, chop them into bite-sized pieces and put them in a mason jar sprinkling with a bit of salt (make sure you use REAL sea salt, NOT Morton Brand Industrial ByProduct Salt!) after every layer.  When the veggies get about 1 inch from the top of the jar, screw on the lid very loosely and put the jar in a cool dark place…I like to use the back corner of my kitchen cabinet under the sink.

after 4 days fermentation is well underway!

The bacteria responsible for fermentation are “anaerobic” which means they do not need oxygen to live.  That is why you screw the lid on, the combination of salt with an oxygen-less environment makes sure that all bacteria are killed except those that are responsible for fermentation.  The salt will also draw water out of the veggies, making it’s own “brine”.

After 2-3 days in a cool, dark place I then top it off with a hefty pinch of salt (REAL sea salt) and fill it to within 1 inch of the top with pure filtered water (do not use TAP WATER unless you filter out the chlorine and fluoride first…otherwise it WILL KILL the bacteria.)  Recap tightly and shake the jar really well.  Then recap loosely to allowing the gases of fermentation to escape.  At this point I just let the jar sit on the counter, tasting the veggies a couple times a day, when it reaches my desired degree of fermentation (and I’ve been fermenting things for 7 years now so I tend to  like things a bit on the “funky” side LOL!) I store the jar in the fridge to slow the fermentation down and keep it.

nice and bubbly...once you get a good crock of fermented veggies going you can then use the brine to inoculate other ferments...things that are harder to ferment, like hard-boiled eggs or balls of homemade "feta style" goat cheese...

When you are ready to experiment you can also add in all kinds of flavorings…garlic, mustard seeds, dill or dill seeds, caraway seeds, allspice berries, thyme, tarragon, rosemary…just to name a few of my favorites.  The varieties and combinations that you can create are endless! 😀

Death Is Like Birth

Most people are so afraid to die. But I can say with 100% confidence that I do not fear death…do you know how I know this?? You see, for me, in my mind, death is like birth. I’ve given birth 5 times (6 if you count the “mini-labor” that is involved in a natural miscarriage) and every single time it’s painful and scary and dramatic…but it’s also normal, natural and extremely beautiful.

birth is like pain pain pain, scary drama, more pain, drama drama, tiny bit scary and then push push push into that pain…GO INTO THE PAIN…and then release and then peace and love and joy and happiness and lightness and all the world is made more beautiful when on a “birth high”…

Any woman who has gone through a natural normal labor without drugs or medical interFEARance experiences death in a way. We often wonder “when the times comes, how exactly will I die??” and we all hope and pray that we’ll pass quietly in our sleep at the age of 90…but lets be realistic, for most of us that’s just NOT going to happen!

Jesus said “If they hate me, they’ll hate you” meaning that if they killed me, they’ll kill you….if you’re the real deal, a really truly true genuine Christian, a “little Christ”….enemy of the state, just like Our Elder Brother…odds are pretty high that you might just get tortured to death or at least have a violent end, like a bullet to the back of the head….or worse…just read through Foxe’s Book Of Martyrs if you need some inspiration…hehehe…

And when I think about this stuff, I often think “can I do that??” OR “am I prepared to handle that??” and I have to remind myself…wait, I gave birth to 5 KIDS without painkillers….hell, I can do ANYTHING! 😀

Because, worst case scenario, let’s say I don’t pass quietly in my sleep at the age of 90 but get to suffer through some horrible death process….scary pain drama, drama scary pain..just like birth…but then at the end, once my heart stops beating, there is a release…and then peace and love and joy and happiness and lightness FOREVER. FOR ALL ETERNITY.

This life is not the real life, but like a womb, and I’m developing and going through a process of being brought into spiritual maturity and when the time comes…I’ll be born into the REAL WORLD.

“And I say unto you my friends, Be not afraid of them that kill the body, and after that have no more that they can do. But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.” ~Luke 12:4-5

There’s A New KID On The Block

Last night, around 10pm, my Rosie girl became a momma for the first time...a pure white little girl who looks EXACTLY like her daddy...

She's doing very well, was up on her feet in just a few minutes looking for a meal...Rosie took right to it, she's doing so well as a momma. ...

Rosie, so UNlike her own momma Darlene, who was raised bottle-fed by humans and had NO IDEA how to be a momma and was even scared of Rosie when she was born...when Rosie was born I had to go out to the shed every few hours and pin Darlene against the wall and hold her still so that Rosie could feed (and Rosie was born on 6/2/2010...so I was about 37 weeks pregnant at the time), but after about 2 days Darlene's "mothering hormones" took over and she became an excellent mom to Rosie...and now mothering comes naturally to Rosie because she had a goat mother and NOT a human mother 🙂

Daddy's little girl...I've heard that bucks can be mean to kids, but Pegasus hasn't been mean ONCE to this little kid....

Now I just need a name....hmm...